Witty...

"The best way to make children is to make them happy." "England and America are two countries separated by the same language." "I never put off till tomorrow what I can possibly do the day after." -Oscar Wilde(1856-1900), British dramatist and poet "An Englishman, even if he lives alone, forms an orderly queue of one." -George Mikes(1912-1987), Hungarian, lived in England, critic, broadcaster and writer "I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours." -Jerome K. Jerome(1859-1927), English humorous writer and novelist "Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it pure ignorance?" -Holbrook Jackson(1847-1948), English journalist, editor and author "I have never let school interfere with my education." -Mark Twain(1835-1910), American humorous writer and wit "A man never knows how to say goodbye, a woman never knows when to say it." -Helen Rowland, American humorous columnist and author